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The reign of Hussein
was main-ly
a big pain.
An Iraqi's bane,
by WMDs
he was sustained.
He would not wane,
or abstain,
though the UN would oft complain.
Resolutions so inane,
by the mundane,
couldn't stop this villain.
Bush said in his campaign,
"He's insane!
And the son of a Great Dane!"
An invasion was pre-ordained,
votes attained,
victory was all but certain.
Kerry, Clinton, McCain,
said "Him contain!
We don't want war again!"
But Bush said, "Give 'em great pain,
it's germaine!"
He was as confident as John Wayne!
So missiles from Bahrain,
bombs from Spain,
were dropped out of airplanes.
A mess Iraq became,
and in flames,
their oil turned into butane.
We occupied their domain,
their people we tamed,
except the insurgents who were determained.
So the Democrats complained,
and chastained,
on the White House it was a strain.
"Where were those weapons Saddam obtained?
What did we gain?"
Was their refrain.
The husband of Valerie Plame,
met with Niger-re-ains,
and said the war was all in vain.
But the top Advisor to Dick Chene-y,
doubted Joe
Wilson's conclou-sains.
He leaked his wife's name,
not know-ain,
she was clandest-ain.
An investigation be-gain,
And charges were filed,
because laws were thought to be broke-ain.
This whole story is bor-ain,
And only intre-stain,
if you smoke Mary Jane.
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