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Major National Good News HeadlinesRevolving Door Abductions
|Apparently, like on Earth, nothing in the universe is flawless. There are little glitches, slight defects, and imperfections. For some unknown reason, aliens are unable to return abductees to the exact moment in time when they left. The space-time continuium usually is slightly off, causing them to feel a sense of dizziness or loss of balance.
The majority of previous abductions took place in open fields. The subjects were beamed to the alien "Mother Ship", examined, and their memories of the event wiped clean. However due to the glitches, when those individuals were returned to Earth, many were able to realize they were abducted.
To compensate for this, Aliens have been using Revolving Door Abductions. For them it is a perfect scenario. When someone is in a revolving door they are neither in the building nor out of it, sort of a mechanical form of suspended animation, neither here nor there…an ideal moment for abduction.
After extensive examining, probing, tickling, or whatever they do, the subjects are returned to the revolving doors. The space-time continuium glitch is regarded as dizziness or loss of balance due to turning while in the doors. Most people never realize they've been "beamed up".
ALIEN ABDUCTEES & ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS warns all readers… Do not use revolving doors!
Otherwise, bear this in mind…If ever you walk through a revolving door, and experience a slight sense of dizziness or loss of balance…you probably were just abducted.
Have you ever been abducted? Tell us your story.