They do envelopes and labels...
And spreadsheets galore.
For games of Pinball...
They will keep score.

They beep and they chime...
And play CD's too.
It makes one wonder...
Is there nothing they can't do?

I've found they don't do dishes...
While I'm browsing the web.
Nor the laundry or cleaning...
Or making of the beds.

If they don't cook or clean...
What good can they be?
They make me look busy...
Now, that's good enough for me!