| 999 |
The symbol most revered by Australian Devil Worshipers |
| 911 |
Michael Moore claims this as evidence that George W. Bush is the Anti-Christ |
| 777 |
The symbol most revered by Devil Worshiping Extremists |
| 668 |
The next door neighbor of the Beast |
| 668-B |
The upstairs Neighbor of the Beast |
| 499.99 |
The Beast marked down at Wal-Mart |
| 451 |
Not quite Hot As Hell |
| 333 |
The symbol most revered by Devil Worshiping Half Wits |
| 249.99 |
What's left of the Beast at Big Lots |
