Leggo My Echo! Bob Wombacher, Jr. Bob Wombacher, Jr., originally from Proctor, Minnesota, has lived in Page, Arizona for nearly a quarter of a century. A divorced father of three grown sons, Bob runs a business (Bashful Bob's Motel) near Lake Powell, in Page. He is a prolific humor poet and much of his work can be seen on his website. Email comments to Bob Return to Archive

"You have, old chap, the widest yap That I have ever seen." The dentist voiced it once again; I thought him rather mean. "Now, Doc," I said, "my face is red. I feel like such a freak. You said it TWICE, and that's not nice; Be kinder when you speak." He said, "My friend, I don't intend To make you out a dunce. But honestly, I'll guarantee I said it only ONCE!"