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| Low Cow Rhyme |
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| Theo Buitendyk |
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| Theo Buitendyk is a 30 year old Canadian, married with children, and despises that show. His poems are thoughtful and usually somewhat sad (some would suggest in more ways than one...) Although he is not a sports fan, he is partial to a good play on words, provided it doesn't become too punishing. In his spare time, he spices up his life by playing with words. This is, in his experience,
generally safer than playing with fire, though not as effective at roasting marshmallows.
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Ma'am bovine cow
sleeps 'neath a bough;
'tis cool although
it hangs too low.
So no surprises
when she arises
and udders "Lo,
what doth here grow?
I've struck my brow
again' a bough!" |
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