The Unmunchables

John M. Floyd
Christmas Day Al Capone's cousin Bess,
Gobbling chocolates, said: "I confess—
These were under Al's tree
But he gave them to me
'Cause he thinks they're from Elliot Ness."


John Floyd's credits include more than 300 short stories and fillers in publications like Grit, Strand Magazine, Woman's World, Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, and Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine. Two of his stories were recently nominated for the Pushcart Prize. His light verse has appeared in six editions of Poet's Market.

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