I turn first to remarkable dual findings at the Altimira, Spain and Lascaux, France. The caves at these locations are already legendary for their Paleolithic cave paintings. How incredible then that additional chambers at both sites have been uncovered and that new paintings clearly show primitive men slaughtering elegantly painted bison with ray guns. The tableaus at both sites are so artfully rendered that one can clearly see that the depicted bison are both surprised and annoyed by this new wrinkle in the age-old drama of "the hunt." Even the most progressive advocates of Paleolithic mans intelligence agree that ray gun technology was probably beyond the capabilities of the primitive humans of that era.

From Europe it is only a short journey to the ancient Sumerian ruins at the city of Ur, in Iraq. A vital piece of the cradle of civilization, Ur has yielded a wealth of insights into beginnings of civilized man. The site is already noted for some of the earliest findings of cuneiform inscribed tablets. How exciting and unexpected that a cache of Sumerian tablets has been uncovered that describes what can only be called otherworldly events. These tablets, written by an unnamed Sumerian scribe, recount his serial visitations by the Sky Gods. These recountings in clay are remarkable in their detail and consistency and have come to be collectively called the Stop Probing Me tablets. Through these tablets one can read how the scribe becomes conflicted by the Sky Gods' fixation with his backside.

Leaving Iraq we now turn our attention to the enduring civilization of Egypt and funerary monuments of the 4th dynasty. While most are drawn immediately to the Great Pyramid, it was in an undiscovered chamber of a mastabas of one of the pyramid's architects, Nu-Nefter, that a revealing story in hieroglyphics is told. While the exact method of the Pyramids construction has been debated over the decades, Nu-Nefter's tomb leaves no room for interpretation. The depicted scene records the building of a pyramid as overseen by the Pharaoh, wearing the crown of the upper and lower kingdom, the Sun God Ra depicted as a hawk headed man and an alien headed hawk moving pyramid blocks with a fork lift. One can only assume that "Lift of the Gods" as it was called, was leased and did not remain on the job site.

Lastly we must now turn our attention to the new world of America, specifically to the UFO epicenter, Roswell, New Mexico. The events of the Roswell Incident are now legendary and as those alive at the time of the "crash" grow old and die, only the legend remains. That anything new could be discovered at this "picked-over" site is remarkable, but that is just what has happened. Just last week an old car from the era of the crash was discovered in the garage of one those alive and well at the time of the Roswell incident. While going through the remaining effects of Edward (Eddy) Branston, his nephew Robert Branston found some remarkable documentation in the glove compartment of his Uncle's vintage Ford.

Robert has supplied two sets of documentation that support the contention that an alien spacecraft crashed in the vicinity of Roswell. It is clear now that an alien spacecraft crashed into and broke a headlight on Eddy Branston's Ford and that they exchanged insurance information. Further, it appears that Eddy then drove at least one of the aliens into town were he apparently dropped off eight gray, one-piece space outfits at a local cleaner but lost the claim ticket in Eddy's car. This clearly corroborates what many UFOlogists contend: that alien outfits have either none or woefully inadequate pockets. This revelation may in fact explain their desire to study us at length if not the whole probing thing. It is exciting to think that those outfits might not only still be there, but they have been cleaned and pressed as well.

There we have just few examples of the exciting discoveries that are putting the question of alien civilizations to rest. For some, this is validation of a belief system that had in past labeled them as kooks, idiots, and/or jerks. For others, this information has threatened to overturn their sense on uniqueness in the cosmos and has them screening their phone calls at night.