I'm shinsplint
         You're gout

I'm prickle
         You're pain

I'm limping
         You're lame

I'm quarrel
         You're fight

I'm envy
         You're spite

I'm headwind
         You're gale

I'm bokchoy
         You're kale

I'm fracture
         You're break

I'm fickle
         You're fake

I'm censure
         You're curse

I'm badbut
         You're worse