Members of his personal staff are questioning how the event could have taken place in a safehouse, which was supposed to be safe? An anonymous terrorist who spoke on conditions of anonymity while wearing a traditional mask and training on traditional monkey bars (which this reporter still feels is proof positive they plan a school yard raid) said, "It is IMPOSSIBLE! That was a safe house! We had sandbags all around it to prevent flooding!"

Al-Zarqawi's body was found and positively identified. The confirmation was made with scars, tattoos and fingerprints known to be al-Zarqawi's. He also said a DNA analysis was being performed to be absolutely sure.

Word of caution - Residents of The White House and Top US intelligence network officials say there is no way to prove the clothes he wore literally everyday were actually his.

This reporter has a much bigger question - How do I get my $25 million?

I'm the guy who told them where he was!

Three days ago I emailed The Bushman with a secret coded message telling him of Zarquawi's location to a location that I had previously emailed to Zarquawi inviting him to for a rare personal interview under the pretext of writing his biography which would eventually become a movie for television and he could play the part of himself if he was still alive which he isn't so the part will be played by a rat of a similar species.

To the Bushman - If you are reading this please send my $25 million in an unmarked armored car to my address at - Ha! Ha! You think I'm dumb enough to give my address? You'd bomb my house just like you did Zarquawi's just to save the Big Bucks. I'll contact you later.

Hinkly Out!