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Read 'Em And Weep Department (Not original, but funny) Updated 07/15/08 |
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Read 'Em And Weep Department (Not original, but funny) Updated 07/15/08 |
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| The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous
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| "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
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| "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers
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| "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
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| "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." - Josh Billings
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| "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A.Rooney
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| "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
has ever made." - M. Facklam
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| "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix
love and hate." - Sigmund Freud
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| "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons." - James Thurber
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| "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
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| "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
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| "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next
yard." - Dave Barry
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| "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
- Franklin P. Jones
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| "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
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| "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
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| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
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