Former President, Georgie (The Bushman) Bush, acting on his vow to aid the new administration with his expertise, suggested a “house to house search,” and then, “Blow Them All Up!”

As he walked down the steps of Air Force One, surrounded by a throng of Secret Service Agents, Obama removed his fake glasses and mustache and yelled "Surprise!" Nobody was there.

Ex President, Georgie (The Bushman) Bush, speaking on "condition of amuminity" suggested we contact Johnny Depp, "to find out what he thinks the pirates will do next...and maybe even infiltrate the group."

Several women on "Springer" claim Abe is the father of their children.